12/23/2k5 - Taste the Epic
11/3/2k10 - Judgment Day 10/31/10 - Crappy Halloween
10/29/10- Texas or Bust

10//25/10 -
New Doomiforms

7/4/10 -Appetite 4 Corruption
6/15/2k10 - Out of the Red
2K8 Year In Review
1/1/2k8 - Sorry
2K7 Year In Review
6/15/2k7 -
6/15/2k7 -
Mittster Nice Guy
7/10/2k7 -
6/28/2k7 -
All Your Mitt
6/18/2k7 -
6/15/2k7 - Business Report
4/14/2k7 - Back in the USSA
4/11/2k7 - Federico's
4/10/2k7 - Wild Wild Winfrey
3/14/2k7 - Meet Bruno
2/11/2k7 - Conspiracy

1/7/2k7 - Sacrebleu
2K6 Year In Review
ZA pt12 - To Hell With It
ZA pt11 - The Gameplan
ZA pt10 - Vacation
ZA pt.9 - 1,000,000,000 Served
ZA pt.8 - Really Bad Stuff
ZA pt.7 -Washington
ZA pt.6 - Call of the Mild
ZA pt.5 - Thanosaurus & the Infinity Gauntlet
ZA pt.4 - Mitter of Life & Death
ZA pt.3 - Threes' Company
ZA pt.2 - Bad Stuff
6/6/06 - Lawn Burnt
1/30/2k6– Rie Dyes
1/23/2k6 - Rye Looks for
1/7/2k6-Tales from the Inside pt.2
1/5/2K6 - Cooking up a

2K5 Year In Review
12/25/2k5 - Tales from the Inside
12/11/2k5 - Frank Gritt's Day Off
8/19/2k5 - Un"Baron"able
5/18/2k5 - Justin and the Amazing Techni-colored

5/4/2k5 - Where the deer and the antelop work
3/15/2k5: The Mexican Assignment - Part III
3/15/2k5 - The Mexican
Assignment - Part II
3/15/2k5 - The Mexican
Assignment - Part I
2K4 Year In Review
10/31/2k4 - Tyrannosaurus Mex
10/12/2k4 - Alas, Thompson
7/14/2k4 - DesperOttawo
6/16/2k4 - Heroic Boston Globe






































Many moons ago, JREZHS elite zombie hunter Zachary "Carvin" Kervin, upon seeing the chaos and destruction in Boston on the Jim Rage Elite Zombie Hunting Viewing Globe (or JREZHVG), vowed to hunt down and destroy the Thanosaurus-Rex and put an end to its brain-eating ways. Armed only with his bundle of psychoses and a chain and meat cleaver and his cellphone and some water and a extra change of clothes and a picture of his grandfather and a copy of “Sand County Almanac”, Kervin took the train to Boston. Despite the ensuing fights with the conductor, Casey O'Maley, Kervin arrived in Boston only twenty-eight days later. For three days and nights, Kervin tracked the undead thunder-lizard through the cordoned-off streets of Boston, equipped with his keen elite zombie hunter instincts and his Geiger™ counter. Eventually he discovered the beast on Boylston Street, having just devoured a clan of student filmmakers hoping to capture the beast on film, who we can thank for this great photo! The fight has to be the most graphically violent battle in the history of the human race. Kervin fought with the loathsome thing day and night, hacking and slashing with his Shinning Meat-Cleaver of Glory and Liberty. Ultimately, the beast attempted to flee and Kervin gave chase and at times even rode the animal across the country. Despite its titanic size and mindless undead ferocity, the beast managed to evade Kervin at times. After many days of trekking across America in the cars of those friendly-and-yet-so-naive-people-who-pick-up-hitchhikers, Kervin finally located the monster. In Mexico. The battle in Mexico city was quite a rumble. Forty-seven deputized zombie hunters were either devoured or zombified by the dinosaur's field of radiation, and Kervin's meat cleaver snapped in half after giving into the pressure of the beast's slobbering jaws. To make matters worse, he was also attacked by horde of Aztec zombies. Finally, Kervin managed to use a giant helicopter propeller to sever the thing's spinal cord and reduce the undead Aztecs into something similar to Beefato™. Upon investigating the dinosaur's stomach (in a manner very similar to that performed by Richard Dreyfuss as Hooper in Jaws), his discovered to his horror Alice Thompson's signature screw driver, confirming our speculations that the monster had killed our poor Alice. Although it was a bit relieving because it would’ve be really embarrassing after telling her family and pretty much everyone we knew to find out otherwise. Kervin has taken a solemn vow to find what remains of her body and discover the secret undertakings of the EPA in the area.