Employment Form
Name
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Bloodtype
Phone Number
Email address
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Address
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Sex
Male
Female
Other
Height
Weight
Measurements
Date of Birth
Place of Birth
Birth Weight
Emergency Contact
Relation
Contact Informations
SSN
Routing Number
The Password You Usually Use
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Are You Currently Employed?
Yes
No
I can't remember
I don't understand the question
My mother? I'll tell you about my mother.
To whom?
How long have you been employed there?
Supervisor's Name
May we contact them?
Yes
No
Employer's Phone Number
Please give us an in depth history of your education.
Name of Reference
Relation to Reference
How long have you known this reference?
Phone number reference can be reached at
Desired occupation
Please select...
Midwife
Public Relations
Administrator
Office
Janitorial
Web Master
Cook
Bellhop
Historical Actor
Driver
Hunter
Form of employment
Please select...
Intern
Temp
Seasonal
Part-time
Full-time
All-time
Have you have applied for work with us in the past?
Yes
No
If so, when?
Do you know anyone who has been employed with us? Who?
Background
Have you read and fully understand the Rage Holdings LLC's "Equal Opportunity Employment Reference Guide"?
*
Yes
No
Do you have any medical "problems" we should be aware of? Please elaborate.
Allergies, phobias, cancers, weird rashes, things that aren't conditions but we should still know about (like if you're really annoying or something).
Do you have your own relyable transportation?
Yes
No
Is it a jetpack?
Sure thing
No way
Is it a giant floating stone head that spits out guns?
Yup
Nope
Is it a house with chicken legs?
Yes
No
I don't really even understand the question
Well, what the hell is it?
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Yes
No
If so, did you jump a motorcycle while committing this "crime"?
Yes
No
It was actually a moped
If so, please explain
Characteristics
Special skills/licenses/traits
Driver's license, boating license, hunting license, black belt, voodoo priest, great taste in in music, etc.
Weapon Proficiency (check all that apply)
Axe
Shovel
Sledge Hammer
Golf Club
Baseball Bat
Crowbar
That thing in the barn
Katana
Katakana
Nunchucks
Flame Thrower
Personal Rocket Launcher
Ice Cream
Atlas Rocket
Bol'shaya Bomba
Six Shooter
Zip Gun
Pitch Fork
Tire Iron
Boots with spikes on them
Fists of Fury
Touches of Death
Feet of Rage
Animal Bones/antlers
The Atlantic Ocean
The United States Marine Corp.
More Nunchucks
Flail
Bull Whip
Power Tools
Chainsaw
Spear
Patience
Legislations
Chains
Electricity
Other (weapon)
Explain yourself
Back in 1947 we had a little farm and we called that heaven...
Why do YOU want to work HERE?
Um, oh well gee. Well I need money?
What's your five year plan?
Die fighting zombies, get buried, be forgotten.
Are you 100% *
Yes
No
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