UPDATE6/6/06 - Sleep Disturbed by Message...
FROM HELL!
This morning at approximately 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, a bolt of green flame came flying out of nowhere and struck the ground outside JREZHS HQ in Blue Springs VT. The Mad Hatter_ who had recently returned to for the graduation of our Toad Licking Yes Men_ was catch some shut-eye. Suddenly he was awakened by the flame and appeared visibly grumpy, in spite of his delicious, delicious coffee. The flame burned a message into the soil. The grisly message reads as follows:
"Hear now, slayers of the living dead! This day of evil: The SIXTH day, of the SIXTH month, of the SIXTH year marks the arrival of your ultimate doom! For too long you have meddled in our affairs and now, at long last, the great mouth of the Necroverse will open wide. The undead legions of the beast shall scour across the Earth. The fortunate shall be dismembered; the others will join us as CREATURES OF LIVING DEATH. Your land shall be ours for conquest. The old kingdom has returned and is ruled with a skeletal claw. Tremble mortals, for THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!!!"
In other news, the annual company cookout and Toad Licking Yes Men graduation is still scheduled for June- 9th, at 5:00 PM. Join us for hot dogs, hamburgers, potato salad, orange soda, coleslaw, music, and fun games!
