Q. Name
R. "Coffin Nail" Jack
Q. Bloodtype
R. Whatever. I'm not picky
Q. Phone Number
R. 2063491713
Q. Email address
R. classified
Q. Address
R. classified
Q. Sex
R. Male
Q. Height
R. 6'4"
Q. Weight
R. 235
Q. Measurements
R.
Q. Date of Birth
R. 10/31/32
Q. Place of Birth
R. Black Lake, Mass.
Q. Birth Weight
R.
Q. Emergency Contact
R. Thelma Tapp
Q. Relation
R. Temp Girlfrend
Q. Contact Informations
R. Classified
Q. SSN
R. 235698712
Q. Routing Number
R. 666666666
Q. The Password You Usually Use
R. help
Q. Are You Currently Employed?
R. Yes
Q. To whom?
R. Classified
Q. How long have you been employed there?
R. 53 years
Q. Supervisor's Name
R. Simmon
Q. May we contact them?
R. No
Q. Employer's Phone Number
R. Classified
Q. Please give us an in depth history of your education.
R. Classified
Q. Name of Reference
R. Classified
Q. Relation to Reference
R. Classified
Q. How long have you known this reference?
R. 53 years
Q. Phone number reference can be reached at
R. Classified
Q. Desired occupation
R. - Hunter
Q. Form of employment
R. - Seasonal
Q. Have you have applied for work with us in the past?
R. No
Q. If so, when?
R.
Q. Do you know anyone who has been employed with us? Who?
R. Classified
Q. Have you read and fully understand the Rage Holdings LLC's "Equal Opportunity Employment Reference Guide"?
R. No
Q. Do you have any medical "problems" we should be aware of? Please elaborate.
R. Well, there is that one thing, but the pills helped.
Q. Do you have your own relyable transportation?
R. Yes
Q. Is it a jetpack?
R. No way
Q. Is it a giant floating stone head that spits out guns?
R. Nope
Q. Is it a house with chicken legs?
R. Yes
Q. Well, what the hell is it?
R.
Q. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
R. Yes
Q. If so, did you jump a motorcycle while committing this "crime"?
R. Yes
Q. If so, please explain
R. I like guns
Q. Special skills/licenses/traits
R. Big guns!!
Q. Weapon Proficiency (check all that apply)
R. - Axe
- Shovel
- Sledge Hammer
- Baseball Bat
- Crowbar
- That thing in the barn
- Katana
- Katakana
- Nunchucks
- Six Shooter
- Zip Gun
- Pitch Fork
- Tire Iron
- Fists of Fury
- Touches of Death
- Animal Bones/antlers
- The United States Marine Corp.
- More Nunchucks
- Bull Whip
- Power Tools
- Chainsaw
- Chains
- Electricity
Q. Other (weapon)
R. Lawn mower
Q. Explain yourself
R. I like Lawn mowers and guns. Big guns, the ones with big bullits
Q. Why do YOU want to work HERE?
R. Retirement plan?!
Q. What's your five year plan?
R. Kill zombies, Kill zombies, KILL ZOMBIES!!
Q. Are you 100%
R. Yes
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