Submitted on: 10/14/2010 10:13:59 AM

Q. Name
R. Graham Meehan

Q. Bloodtype
R. O Pos

Q. Phone Number
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Q. Email address
R. Gdbylv13@aol.com

Q. Address
R. 91 Kimble rd beaver dams ny 14812

Q. Sex
R. Male

Q. Height
R. 6' 2"

Q. Weight
R. 165

Q. Measurements
R.

Q. Date of Birth
R. 02-13-1989

Q. Place of Birth
R. Elmira Ny

Q. Birth Weight
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Q. Emergency Contact
R.

Q. Relation
R.

Q. Contact Informations
R.

Q. SSN
R.

Q. Routing Number
R.

Q. The Password You Usually Use
R.

Q. Are You Currently Employed?
R. I can't remember

Q. To whom?
R.

Q. How long have you been employed there?
R. Forever

Q. Supervisor's Name
R.

Q. May we contact them?
R. No

Q. Employer's Phone Number
R.

Q. Please give us an in depth history of your education.
R. Horseheads High School (4 years), U.S. Navy (2 years), Corning Community College (1 semester)

Q. Name of Reference
R. Joe Schmoe

Q. Relation to Reference
R. This is actually my friend whose going to pretend to be my business acquaintance.

Q. How long have you known this reference?
R. 10 years

Q. Phone number reference can be reached at
R.

Q. Desired occupation
R. - Hunter

Q. Form of employment
R. - All-time

Q. Have you have applied for work with us in the past?
R. No

Q. If so, when?
R.

Q. Do you know anyone who has been employed with us? Who?
R.

Q. Have you read and fully understand the Rage Holdings LLC's "Equal Opportunity Employment Reference Guide"?
R. Yes

Q. Do you have any medical "problems" we should be aware of? Please elaborate.
R. I cant hear very well

Q. Do you have your own relyable transportation?
R. Yes

Q. Is it a jetpack?
R. No way

Q. Is it a giant floating stone head that spits out guns?
R. Nope

Q. Is it a house with chicken legs?
R. I don't really even understand the question

Q. Well, what the hell is it?
R. A van

Q. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
R. No

Q. If so, did you jump a motorcycle while committing this "crime"?
R. It was actually a moped

Q. If so, please explain
R.

Q. Special skills/licenses/traits
R. Driver's license, boating license, hunting license, firearms expertise, electronics expertise, I like to make stuff go boom

Q. Weapon Proficiency (check all that apply)
R. - Axe
- Shovel
- Sledge Hammer
- Golf Club
- Baseball Bat
- Crowbar
- That thing in the barn
- Flame Thrower
- Personal Rocket Launcher
- Ice Cream
- Six Shooter
- Zip Gun
- Pitch Fork
- Tire Iron
- Boots with spikes on them
- Fists of Fury
- Animal Bones/antlers
- The Atlantic Ocean
- Flail
- Bull Whip
- Power Tools
- Chainsaw
- Spear
- Patience
- Chains
- Electricity

Q. Other (weapon)
R. Guns Guns and more Guns

Q. Explain yourself
R.

Q. Why do YOU want to work HERE?
R. To annihilate zombies

Q. What's your five year plan?
R. Use extreme violence and take out zombies and more zombies and maybe buy a new car somewhere in there

Q. Are you 100%
R. Yes