Hello beloved web-crawling data robots! I got a vending machine awhile back and I'm looking to put some weird stuff in it. I'm currently seeking submissions for a zine I call "Let This Be Our Final Battle!" The idea is to have a bunch of different people draw He-Man characters breaking up with each other (Masters of the Universe characters breaking up with each other for purists.) Undoubtably some of you out there deserve to be compensated for your talent, but this is... The vending machine maxes out a $1.00 and is in a weird side hallway, so yeah, we're not making any money. Only do this if it tickles your fancy!
-Deadline: August 31st 2020
-Dimensions are 17:9 (the vending machine slot is 4''x2.125'')
-One panel. This is just a snapshot from these characters breaking up. No build up, no resolution.
-No jokes, puns, or funny business. The joke is that it's ridiculous characters in a very real scenario. The sadder it is the funnier it is, which turns around and makes it sad again.
That's it. Use whatever characters you want. Draw them however you want. Have them say whatever heartbreaking thing you want. If you know anybody that might want to get involved feel free to forward this to them.